November 29, 2006

Britney Spears: Didn't Your Mama Raise You Any Better Than That?

by Belle

Okay, y'all. Raise your hand if your mama ever lectured you on the importance of wearing clean underwear each and every day because, God forbid, you might be in an accident and have to be rushed to the emergency room, where a bunch of interns wearing wrinkled green scrubs with stethoscopes swinging from their necks would run around yelling big medical terms they just learned to pronounce, and then before you know it, the nurses would strip you down . . . only to discover that your private parts were covered by dirty drawers with frayed elastic.

Why, if that were to happen, it would not matter if every bone in your body were broken and you needed 8 pints of blood; the most critical injury would be to your mama's pride.

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  • T-Bone is the alter ego of natural-born storyteller Terry Taylor, whose real job involves creating TV and radio campaigns for an ad agency. He also writes Big River's company blog, By the Campfire. Yeah, he's won awards and has worked ever'place from LA to New Yawrk City, but there's still a lot of small-town Alabama in him. In other words, you can dress T-Bone up, but you can't take him nowhere.
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